OMG HEY HEY!!

So far, life after the big 'O's has been rather enjoyable!! I literally went out everyday since the last paper with the exception of today whereby i put myself in self-imposed confinement! I've been out and about - 4A class chalet, adventures with Moses & Xiu, job hunting...!! I love how i've been trying my very best to spice up my post 'O' life! However, at the rate i'm going, i think i'm gonna fall sick soon... Let's all touch some wood right now!!

Okay, post 'O' life comes with its very own drawbacks - UNEMPLOYMENT!! I seriously hate that word... it's like soooo... negative! I know i have to conquer the concrete jungle someday... Why not start now? My classmates and I went out to find temporary jobs at job agencies! I really dunno whether i'll secure any job right now... The staff at the agencies didn't seem very interested in helping us find jobs... It seems that they do not wish to help us find jobs maybe cuz we are too inexperienced? I hate this negativity that they constantly shroud us in!! It's super demoralising! Furthermore, they make us fill in forms and some made us register online onto their database. I feel wary of these practices... maybe i've watched too much Crimewatch and Tyra Show or something! Agreeing to their terms and conditions or whatever felt like i've just sold my body and soul to them! I feel empty after technically signing on to the agency. Sometimes i think that they think that we are wasting their precious time!!!!! All in all, finding employment opportunities is definitely a difficult task especially when the world is in the midst of an economic recession... Let us all cry tears of great economic sadness.... Dear Fairygod Obama i need you to magically turn whatever remnants of the sad economy into a booming and fiery one!! :)

I just love being involved in 'naughty' activities (pls don't think sick!)
The drama at the 4A Class Chalet made me realise how some retarded trivial prank could go super awry!! But i'm so lucky to have come out of that nasty experience of 'POSSESSION' relatively unscathed!! However, someone just had to get back at us and revenge is all i seek now!! I shall not elaborate as it's really embarrassing and emotionally taxing!!!!

My inner 'Dora The Explorer' was channeled when i went on escapades with Moses & Xiu at Toys'R'Us!! Totally fun!!! I just love how we are able to make the most out of each outing and enjoy maximum fun and buckets of laughter!!! Our current craze is as mentioned earlier: Dora The Explorer!! I just love those hot BANGS that exude so much [sexual] charisma!! I'm so glad we found her hidden in baskets filled with clones of her dear boyfriend!! FYI, her BF also has BANGS!! DDDDDDora's style is soooo ghetto owing to her fierce weave and sizzling hot bangs to complement her whole self-styled ensemble!! Being kind ppl, we wanted to give DDDDDDora [plays theme song of the show..] a makeover!!! I mean like who doesn't love makeovers!! She needed to spice up that dated look she's been having since... forever!!






As you all can see, we also granted her a driving license and a criminal record!! She needed a driving license cuz she wanted to visit her [fictitious] twin sister Pora The Pornstar in Patpong, Thailand! We're such nice ppl!! Due to my pathetic phone camera (not my photography skills), you might have trouble reading from the pictures above, so here's the typed version:

Animal Alley Police Department:
CRIMINAL RECORD belongs to
DDDDDDora Guacamole Portobello Bangs
CHARGES: (convictions to date)
1. Illegal logging / Global warming
2. Cam-whoring / Excessive Smiling
3. Indecent exposure / Skinny dipping
4. Driving without license
5. Driving under influence of long bangs
6. Voting for Sarah Palin
7. Excessive botox
8. Possession of drugs (1 ton) - Ecstacy, Heroin, Coccaine, Ice, Sleeping pills, Laxatives, Cough syrup, Panadol, Viagra, Honeycombs (insider joke!)
9. Child prostitution
10. Animal abuse
11. Cloning
12. Escaped house arrest
*Pleaded guilty of all charges. Sentenced to a lifetime of STUPIDITY.
X.O.X.O.
A.A.P.D. :)

GHETTO DRIVING CENTRE FOR JUNGLE DWELLERS
Name: DDDDDDora Guacamole Portobello Bangs
D.O.B.: 31st February 2002
Place of brith: Animal Alley (the Toys'R'Us area we found her in!)
Nationality: Alaskan (NOT!)
Colour: Charbroiled
Gender: Undefined
Marital Status: Polygamist (Bisexual)

Miss Bang's new look is totally EPIC! She's as hot as a Jalapeno pepper!! Her makeover with us was ultimate fierceness!! We accessorised her with a Hannah Montana sling bag, dumping away her massive and gross magic purple satchel! She was also given a High School Musical Party Bowl to act as a helmet protest her perfect bangs! A toy hammer was provided to fend off nasty creatures that might ambush her while she is driving! To prevent dehydration, she was given a HSM water bottle (which was empty... !) We also made her pants shorter, exposing her white virginal knickers!!
Girl, you better work that hot new look!!! Cuz we took the time and effort to assemble it onto you!!!

Oh ya, i'll be heading to Bangkok, Thailand on Wednesday with my family for a short 4D/3N holiday!!! It'll be my second visit to Bangkok and third visit to Thailand!! Ahh... i wanna see how much things have changed in Bangkok since i roamed the city 5-6 years ago!! However, i'm kinda' scared to go there due to the political unrest the country's facing.... I shall just stay away from the royal palace region and occupy myself in the peripheral areas trying to burrow deep into my pockets!!! Anyone wants anything from there???

To end off my post, i shall announce some depressing news....
Dear Tarang is leaving for the US of A tmr... Sadness!!! I wonder if he's coming back to S'pore to receive the 'O' Level results or the school is sending it to him.... Anyhow, it's still really depressing to see a good friend leave your side and know that you can't see him for the next couple of years!!! I wish Tarang best of luck and please kick those American's arses!!! See you someday!! ;)

X.O.X.O.
Reuby :) Posted by reuben~ at 4:50 PM

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